This is Profimail running (erm) on my Nokia 6630.

So you think your corporate dress code sucks? Take a look at this one: The Burleson Consulting Dress Code.
Are you tired of explaining other people what RAID is? Perhaps you should present them this tutorial.
Did the Christmas shopping spree kill you? Before filing bankrupcy, why don’t you print your own Monopoly money?
Meanwhile, there are people [...]